It is sad that most news media are available online. There’s something wonderful about the feeling of picking up a printed newspaper. We can’t imagine a world where news stories could be edited or deleted. Online news stories can be improved, deleted or modified in any way you like. Once a newspaper is published, it’s gone.
It doesn’t matter if the headline says “Meteorite may come from space” (or “Slowdown Continues to Accelerate”), it will always be there. These 25 funny headlines are our favorites, and they could probably have been edited before they reached the printing press. Their loss, their gain. These 40 Random Facts are so funny you’ll be dying to tell your friends about them!
“Forecasters forecast weather for Monday”
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette does not promise anything for Tuesday. Enjoy Monday’s weather while you can, as the rest of your week may not have the same atmosphere. These 30 Funny Celebrity Memes are full of silliness and hilarious headlines.
“Amphibious pitcher makes debut”
Aqua Man’s ambitions were much greater than his role as the Super Friends man who can call dolphins. These are the 30 funniest photos of celebrities as teens.
“Cows lose jobs when milk prices drop”
It is always hard for a cow to make a living, but we suspect that this headline by The Baltimore Sun was not intended. Check out these 40 funny jokes about animals.
“Miracle cure kills five patients”
The definition of cure might interest you. We are pretty certain you’re mistaking it for “deranged serial killer in a hospital.”
“Man Imprisoned for Killing Lawyer Receives A New Attorney”
He said to his new lawyer that he just realized he had failed the bar exam. So sorry, gotta run!” Here are 20 hilarious things that lawyers have said in court.
“State Population to Double by 2040, Babies to Blame”
Is this too late to stop the evil plan by babies? They might be tiny, but they are sneaky.
“Missippi’s literacy programs show improvement”
The supposed improvement is not limited to being able spell the name of the state they reside in. Check out the Best Joke About Every U.S. State to see the greatness that exists in each state.
“Breathing Oxygen is linked to Staying Alive”
These scientists made a breakthrough discovery that brought the ability to walk and leave the house together.
“Police Arrest Everyone on February 22nd.”
So grandma went there! You can find more childish jokes at 50 Jokes From Children That Are Crazy Funny.
“Thursday is canceled”
Can Friday be cancelled and made a 4-day weekend?
“Bridge close date: Thursday/October”
We need to make plans for October, since Thursday was canceled.
“Most earthquake damage is caused by shaking”
This is a strange thing. We thought most of it was due to hurtful sarcasm. You all know how cruel and mean-spirited earthquakes are.
Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Search Weapons
Imagine what it would be like if they raided a gun shop to find adorable puppies. These hilarious tweets that every retail worker can relate to have more laugh-worthy jokes.
“Safety meetings end in accidents”
You might consider having an accident meeting next time. It is the only way for people to be safe.
“Muddy Creek Problem, It’s Too Muggy”
Can we now solve the mystery of Trash-Filled Lake
“Murderer believes detective has destroyed his name”
He was respected in his community and occasionally killed people before the meddling lawyer arrived. Here are the 20 Funniest Celebrity Mugshots.
“Utah Poison Control Center reminds people not to consume poison”
Let’s listen! We’ll take a look at any reason why we shouldn’t take poison.
Flying bugs are insects that have wings.
The education that the entomologist received was not worth the cost.
“Students cook & serve grandparents”
We all know that school cafeterias are not great options. However, we don’t recommend grandparent cannibalism.
“Inadvertently sued himself by an attorney at Alton”
It almost makes you believe in the legal system again, doesn’t he?
“Hospitals resort in hiring doctors”
Who was their first pick? A guy who can use a pocket wrench, has an understanding of human anatomy and works for minimum pay. This headline is funny but actually quite frightening.
“Farmer protects watermelons with cannon”
We hope that he doesn’t use his watermelons for cannonballs. This would be a complete waste of time.
“Voters to decide whether they want to vote”
Is it possible that they have voted against the law? This headline might be our favorite newspaper headline. Check out these 30 funniest jokes in popular songs to improve your writing skills.
“Museums filled with history”
This is a great observation. Here’s a second observation: Your story writers are short of ideas.
“Goat charged with robbery”
Worst of all, the goat was in prison. Check out these 30 funny celebrity pet moments.
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